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Today, I've been diagnosed with a severe lung infection. This causes me to viciously hack up a lung every two minutes or so. Not only can I barely breathe as it is, my job requires lots of running around, cleaning and interacting with customers. I have a five-hour shift tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20636) - you deserved it (2034)

On 04/25/2012 at 9:27pm - health - by MissMae93 (woman) - United States

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How many lungs do you have? I fear you may die soon.

#4 - On 04/26/2012 at 2:49am by ILoveEggnog

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Nothing wrong with calling out sick when it's legit

#1 - On 04/26/2012 at 2:48am by joeymo304

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