Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
by Anon / 02/17/2012 at 3:43pm / United States / Health
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so you took a drill to the uvula
#3 - On 02/17/2012 at 9:14pm by zombicidal
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The dentist had his "tool" in your mouth? I've never heard of fellatio being referred to as a "root canal" before.
#10 - On 02/17/2012 at 9:19pm by DocBastard
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