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Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13100) - you deserved it (22992)

On 11/17/2011 at 6:22am - health - by ray - United States

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That's not where that goes, hate to break it to you

#1 - On 11/17/2011 at 10:05am by duckie227

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You must really suck at making pb&j sandwiches.

#7 - On 11/17/2011 at 10:08am by Jdeluxh

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