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Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50804) - you deserved it (3361)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:28am - health - by gimp. (woman) - United States (California)

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