Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML

by missbutthole / 06/04/2011 at 9:07am / United States (New York) / Health

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    #9 - On 06/04/2011 at 2:01pm by Perdition

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  • Go to another building instead of waiting?

    #3 - On 06/04/2011 at 1:57pm by xxAlli

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