Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML
by missbutthole / 06/04/2011 at 9:07am / United States (New York) / Health
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There are these things called bushes. Generally located in the vicinity of everywhere, they can be used for a multitude of activities, including:
- Looking pretty
- Looking ugly
- Being shaped into odd animals
- Being shaped into objects and shapes
- Covering someone while they take a shit
- and more!
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#9 - On 06/04/2011 at 2:01pm by Perdition
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Go to another building instead of waiting?
#3 - On 06/04/2011 at 1:57pm by xxAlli
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