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Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33271) - you deserved it (3093)

On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That is kind of a creepy idea; decorating the place with dead animals

#8 - On 06/03/2011 at 5:52am by blahblahblah5_x

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Run for your life

#5 - On 06/03/2011 at 5:48am by pertained

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