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Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66570) - you deserved it (7540)

On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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Aww, soo many people are affected by that, but it sucks it had to happen on your wedding day x(. Did you have the wedding outside? Cause if you did that was really not good planning lol. But still, FYL.

And congratulations on being married!! That's what really matters, right? :)

#1 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:08am by PureGold

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well, if he said "I do" then you know he is the one. :)

#2 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:09am by lifeisfuckedup

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