Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML

by anon / 05/02/2011 at 6:58am / United States (California) / Health

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  • I smoke two joints in the morning
    I smoke two joints at night
    I smoke two joints in the afternoon
    It makes me feel alright
    I smoke two joints in times of peace
    And two in times of war
    I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
    and then I smoke two more.

    #28 - On 05/02/2011 at 10:59am by SeasonedLemur

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  • This is a problem because you ARE stoned a lot, right?

    #2 - On 05/02/2011 at 10:23am by xxxInsanexxx

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