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Today, I had an allergic reaction to cranberry juice. The only reason I was drinking cranberry juice was to help with a bladder infection. Now I'm covered in what looks like a rash and peeing constantly. FML


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On 04/13/2011 at 9:34am - health - by Arghh (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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bro its called anti biotics

#9 - On 04/13/2011 at 1:10pm by doc_j

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Cranberry Juice is usually more of a "preventative" measure. And if you have a bladder infection, see a doctor because the chances of juice helping THAT drastically is very minimal. Maybe a little bit, but you'd be better off with medication.

#80 - On 04/13/2011 at 3:29pm by ProhibitionRose

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