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Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28884) - you deserved it (2698)

On 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!

#2 - On 03/30/2011 at 12:07am by shibainu519

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hope he pays for the hospital bill...

#3 - On 03/30/2011 at 12:08am by notsoluckypup

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