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Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39045) - you deserved it (23284)

On 04/30/2009 at 9:40pm - health - by fuckmyliiiiiiife (woman) - United States (New York)

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Wow, you really need to pay more attention to what you're taking next time.

You can fuck up your system.

#6 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:08am by 24788

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2# you have to find a way to say YDI? nobodys pefect and you would have done the same thing so YDI to number to for being an asshole

#4 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:06am by drunk247

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