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Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47850) - you deserved it (3780)

On 04/29/2009 at 8:42pm - health - by tinfoilnirvana (man) - United States (Ohio)

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...and it was so good you went back for more! lol.

#3 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:27am by free_Aus

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You should have read your fortune cookie at lunch.

#5 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:28am by doof_fisch

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