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Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40465) - you deserved it (2733)

On 04/29/2009 at 8:42pm - health - by tinfoilnirvana (man) - United States (Ohio)

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