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Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16494) - you deserved it (6067)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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At least you lost pounds. Why are you crying? Keep on losing those pounds.

#1 - On 01/16/2011 at 4:33pm by _nathalia_

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Just keep going. You're on the right track.

#3 - On 01/16/2011 at 4:37pm by CultureChic

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