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Today, I used the restrooms at the shopping mall. The cleaning lady stepped in after me, immediately turned around and very demonstratively started spraying air freshener. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17427) - you deserved it (5555)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:52am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

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That stinks.

#4 - On 12/24/2010 at 10:18am by DahkLohd

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At least she had the decency to refrain from donning a gas mask. That's pretty brave considering your lethal shit odor.

#16 - On 12/24/2010 at 11:01am by perdix

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