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Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12598) - you deserved it (105854)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)

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let's see which one kills you first

#3 - On 04/28/2009 at 5:11pm by keke

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Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

#2 - On 04/28/2009 at 5:11pm by Charlesdenfreude

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