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Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic-Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up... out my left nostril. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26322) - you deserved it (4192)

On 10/30/2010 at 5:28pm - health - by DeepTaccer (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

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Cool party trick!!

#1 - On 10/30/2010 at 8:16pm by SooShee

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I'm jealous.. I wish I could be cool enough to do that!!

#7 - On 10/30/2010 at 8:20pm by purplecowchik

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