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Today, I went to the doctor's for the third time in a week for a huge growth under my jaw. I have seen an urgent care doctor, an emergency room doctor and an ear, nose and throat specialist who all gave me different diagnoses. I've so far spent $300. FML


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On 10/20/2010 at 12:41am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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hey your better safe than sorry, money can be replaced and gotten back, a person can't, u might wanna get a PET scan on it to see if it's cancerous or benine

#18 - On 10/20/2010 at 7:42am by doggone456

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that kinda.. sucks :•\

#1 - On 10/20/2010 at 6:36am by katey280

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