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Today, my mother asked my live-in girlfriend if she's had any problems with me peeing the bed. I haven't wet the bed since I was seven and I'd hoped to take that secret to my grave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24867) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/06/2010 at 6:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Chill out. If it hasn't happened for that many years, it shouldn't be an issue.

#2 - On 10/06/2010 at 8:25pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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I peed in my bed the other day. I blamed it on the dog.

#3 - On 10/06/2010 at 8:25pm by iicaptain

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