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Today, I decided to go for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15843) - you deserved it (2577)

On 09/22/2010 at 8:11am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

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you were counting your steps?

#3 - On 09/22/2010 at 1:18pm by lonesomeXheartbr

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+5

no pain, no gain. work it off.

#16 - On 09/22/2010 at 1:47pm by Randen

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