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Today, I decided to go for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20934) - you deserved it (3446)

On 09/22/2010 at 8:11am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

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you were counting your steps?

#3 - On 09/22/2010 at 1:18pm by lonesomeXheartbr

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Good for you, for trying to get in shape. I know this has probably turned you off running for a while, so once you're feeling better, try something else! Don't give up!

#21 - On 09/22/2010 at 2:23pm by Norwegian_Wood

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