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Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML

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On 09/10/2010 at 4:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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How is this an FML? Your dad's the one whose injured, in pain, and having to do the exercises (which he probably thinks are just as embarrassing as you do). Did it ever occur to you that the reason you need to be in the room with him is in case something goes wrong and he hurts himself worse? Back injuries, even minor ones, are not to be taken lightly. You don't have to literally watch his every move - read a friggin' book or something.

"Oh my god! I have to watch my hurt father 'hump' the air for a few minutes every hour so he can regain his full mobility! My life SUUUUCKS."

Grow up.

#21 - On 09/10/2010 at 7:33pm by Lackadaisy_Baby

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You don't have to watch anything u nut just leave the damn room

#6 - On 09/10/2010 at 7:17pm by WiseGuy79

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