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Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother thinks I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought for $2. FML


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On 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm - health - by dimtsis (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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suck it up and eat it or buy ur own food

#2 - On 07/29/2010 at 3:14am by robbilee

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If your mom bought the lasagna to save money, paying for counselling due to a single event like passing up dinner is a bit of a stretch. Unless your mom has completely lost it, there must've been something going on sometime before for her to come to the conclusion that you have an eating disorder.

#67 - On 07/29/2010 at 4:47am by redbluegreen

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