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Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

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On 07/12/2010 at 12:31am - health - by Sarah220 - United States (Virginia)

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Sounds like that ticked you off.

#5 - On 07/12/2010 at 6:09am by Freeze

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Everyone knows not to pull a tick out with tweezers...

#4 - On 07/12/2010 at 6:08am by Gerblat

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