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Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and its not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" FML


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On 06/02/2010 at 10:12pm - health - by Kbizz (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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First, who gives a shit about piercings?
Second, who gives a shit about what people say about you?

#14 - On 06/03/2010 at 3:12am by Oupazas

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the fact that you got it in a different place should tell you something-people are going to stare and wonder.

#5 - On 06/03/2010 at 3:10am by cmac86

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