Miscellaneous: Today, while doing a theater rehearsal, I got blinded by a light,... - FML

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By Mywholelife - 02/04/2016 17:53 - United States

Today, while doing a theater rehearsal, I got blinded by a light, tripped and broke my arm. FML

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