Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were home alone. Naturally, things...

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By greeeeaaattt - 20/03/2016 05:02 - United States - Wentzville

Today, my boyfriend and I were home alone. Naturally, things got heated. I was about to finally finish for the first time ever when his mother came home early and walked in on us. Needless to say, I didn't finish. FML.

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