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By Smoothasglass - 27/03/2016 18:19 - United States - Denver

Today, I went to Starbucks to try one of their more expensive drinks. When I asked the barista how much it would cost, she said I'd be free if I took her on a date. I got so flustered that I pulled out my wallet and told her I'd just pay for the drink. The look of anger in her eyes.

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