Today, I was selected to play the role of a morbidly obese woman"... - FML

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By skinny bitch - 09/12/2017 05:41

Today, I was selected to play the role of a morbidly obese woman" for a debate. I didn't think much of it; they said I was selected randomly. After the debate, however, I was told they chose the "skinniest bitches in the class" as to not offend anyone. I've been trying to gain weight for years. FML.

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