Today I was borrowing my Dad's computer to work on a project... - FML

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By "öKANEö" - 24/10/2017 11:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today I was borrowing my Dad's computer to work on a project on Google Docs, I had it sitting on table at my friend's house and when I went to the bathroom. My friend decided to snoop and eventually found a lot of pornography material. His mom caught him and kicked me out. Calling me a perv. FML!

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