Cats and Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat...

By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By whatdidimarry - 24/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

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By azouwa - 29/07/2017 05:00

Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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By Wow - 01/08/2015 19:06 - United States - Sanford

Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By WaffleJesus - 07/10/2015 08:29 - United States

Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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Saturday 6 April 2013 16:14

You got a new pet.

Welshite 39

Saturday 6 April 2013 16:17

Squirt him with water for bad behavior.

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GGregoire 16

Saturday 6 April 2013 21:37

Why do people eat cat food!?

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Saturday 6 April 2013 21:53

Did you see the cat dressed up in business clothes drinking coffee and reading the newspaper?

dstrad11890 4

Saturday 6 April 2013 22:20

I love this

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 6 April 2013 23:01

Lol time to buy another cat bowl and perhaps catnip?

alycion 38

Saturday 6 April 2013 23:03

I think I saw this episode of My Strange Addiction. On the bright side, cat food is way cheaper then people food.

EffUrEll 8

Saturday 6 April 2013 23:16

Just back away slowly and never bring it up, ever.

xTrepidation 14

Sunday 7 April 2013 0:14

At least he wasn't eating dog food in the cat costume. It'd make the situation even more confusing!

pattayarick 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 0:51

If you were dressed as Catwoman, his fantasy would have been complete.

mattlw 25

Sunday 7 April 2013 0:58

Another first comment wasted with... Wow

angelofmusic113 9

Sunday 7 April 2013 1:18

Meow...??

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