Love: Today, I saw the most beautiful and sweet promposal ever from...

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By PossiblyInDanger - 07/03/2016 18:50 - United States - Columbia

Today, I saw the most beautiful and sweet promposal ever from my boyfriend. It brought me to tears, but not from happiness. He was asking my best friend to prom. She said yes. FML.

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