Health: Today, I had to take the ACT with strep throat and I couldn't...

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By Erebos_ - 31/03/2016 21:41 - United States - Choctaw

Today, I had to take the ACT with strep throat and I couldn't cough or else I would invalidate all of the tests in the room. "Why did you go if you had strep?" you might ask, well I don't have the $75 to retake it later. FML.

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