Health: Today, I got my period. Since then I've been crying for 3 hours...

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By Fuck PMS - 26/03/2016 14:56 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I got my period. Since then I've been crying for 3 hours straight for no apparent reason. If this is going to happen every month I'm going to go crazy. FML

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