Work: Today, I attended my friend's funeral. As it was a last minute...

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By IcedSapphire - 04/03/2016 03:28 - United States - New Richmond

Today, I attended my friend's funeral. As it was a last minute funeral, I had to mention to my manager that I wouldn't be able to come in. He told me I'd have to come in since they were short staffed. FML

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