Today, my friend's sister told me she has a crush on me, I jumped...

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2018 16:35

Today, my friend's sister told me she has a crush on me, I jumped at the opportunity and started acting all romantic then she was like “ I have a boyfriend”. FML

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