Kids: Inappropriate but funny

Inappropriate but funny

By naughtyshirt - 22/08/2009 09:29 - Australia

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

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harlehatschi 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 17:25

wtf, as if that message appears on a kid's tshirt what weirdo thought that slogan up?

adelaide_evening 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 17:28

I think you should be more concerned about where your husband takes your daughter shopping. What kind of store sells that shirt, other than places like Spencers?

Comments

junomcguff_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:55

You should have stopped at "My mom's easy i'm living proof." The rest was just... Unnecessary. In my eyes.

roflstephh 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:00

i thought they discontinued all those shirts here :s oh well, those shirts make me lol

taylorrrx 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:09

haha

catriona_cd 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:22

well the shirt was designed for the American market :|

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:29

That is freaking awesome! I just think your husband agreed because it was in the pile. If I know anything about dads, and that is they just say "ok" to everything you pick up and don't even look at it.

Biatchh_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:33

thats awesome! where did they get it nd do they do adult sizes??

fortis 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 3:06

#53 You are exactly right. It is funny though. OP why not just laugh and move on. In the future if you don't want your daughter to wear it then don't dress her in it.

tenniskettle 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:54

haha aa dont say f your life over this, your husband just thought it was hilarious she picked that t shirt, what husband wouldnt find that funny, just see the funny side and laugh.