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Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19377) - you deserved it (44805)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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dont have kids, please
you cant even take care of a dog...

#4 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:10am by 4percent

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Why didn't you tie it up? If it was a new pet, you don't know how it's going to react. YDI for not making sure it was secure!

#1 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:02am by YDIlover

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