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Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36739) - you deserved it (22523)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:40am - animals - by ferrarismyname (man) - United States (California)

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Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

#8 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:09pm by kelseysue92

See in context hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:02pm by a_b_c_soup

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