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Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25829) - you deserved it (2892)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:23pm - animals - by targetlove (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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that must be a pain in the ass. New definition of my ass is on fire.

#2 - On 01/10/2010 at 3:06am by sweatnut

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Hey, at least you didn't shit yourself... but you gotta ask yourself, was the rush worth it?

#1 - On 01/10/2010 at 3:06am by Jonesy

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