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Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29917) - you deserved it (3279)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

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that is probably because your dog is way more awesome and loved than you.

#1 - On 12/09/2009 at 2:19pm by frankienajera

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Who sends cards to dogs?

#3 - On 12/09/2009 at 2:34pm by jane99

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