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Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74107) - you deserved it (6495)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:08am - animals - by frame (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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