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Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88507) - you deserved it (9008)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:08am - animals - by frame (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!

#3 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:07pm by thatoneguyyoumet

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I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:01pm by Pitaace

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