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Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42730) - you deserved it (2775)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:13am - animals - by catlady5569 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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most ppl keep their NEW KITTENS inside, or at least not at the road..

It sucks, but some really bad decisions on your part :(

#7 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:22am by spoo

See in context

+6

get her 2 buy u a new 1

#2 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:10am by justmyluck1212

See in context

+5

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