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Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33977) - you deserved it (3624)

On 08/24/2009 at 9:38am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."

#6 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:13pm by DameGreyWulf

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Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?

#7 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:13pm by redbluegreen

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