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Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

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You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.

#1 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:25am by lizzzie

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Oh my god.
How can you do that?
FYL though, because you were upset&sorry&regretful&didn't mean to, etc.
I'd hate to run over an animal :o

#27 - On 08/18/2009 at 7:43am by Ozmat

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