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Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49474) - you deserved it (17251)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

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You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.

#1 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:25am by lizzzie

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Good.....Let the evil run through you.....

#5 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:40am by danielrp34

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