Animals: Today, my small dog walked up to me with a guilty face. I immediately... - FML

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By carly_eb - 05/05/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, my small dog walked up to me with a guilty face. I immediately shouted that she was a pooper and went to investigate. I cleaned up half of her poop, the rest she had already eaten. I cleaned up the other half about 30 minutes later when she threw up liquified shit on the carpet. FML.

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addieshea 7

Saturday 7 May 2016 18:36

Maybe if you quit shouting English at a dog that doesn't speak it and actually train it properly you wouldn't have this issue.

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addieshea 7

Saturday 7 May 2016 18:36

Maybe if you quit shouting English at a dog that doesn't speak it and actually train it properly you wouldn't have this issue.

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