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Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML


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On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

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Damn OP...I have some aloe for that burn.

#2 - On 06/15/2014 at 5:40pm by Nohman

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You do not insult random people in public like that. You just don't!

Fuck humanity.

#6 - On 06/15/2014 at 5:42pm by pussystank

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