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Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 1:19am - animals - by Tcake (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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LOL! Something like that happened to me. I smelled cat pee all day, checked my shoes, my car, washed my hands continually. Turns out the cat had peed on the sleeve of my jacket.

#6 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:16am by jonnymohio

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Should've noticed how crusty the towel was.

#9 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:26am by freemuffins

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