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Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27289) - you deserved it (7501)

On 12/16/2012 at 12:49am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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If you really liked the dog, why didn't you adopt it after you broke up with him?

#3 - On 12/16/2012 at 7:57am by chocolateisyum

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Wow...that's just messed up. I mean, you kinda deserve it for abandoning your pet - that's just cruel, you should've dumped the guy as soon as he seriously suggested it so it's kinda karma. The situation is still really messed up though so FYL..

#12 - On 12/16/2012 at 8:19am by doodlecloud

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