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Today, after weeks of wondering if my cat has a fetish for licking my bed covers, I finally witnessed him licking up an ant off of the covers. Turns out that my bed is infested with ants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23682) - you deserved it (4906)

On 10/29/2012 at 12:23am - animals - by lifelike (woman) - United States (California)

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How could you not notice that? o.o

#2 - On 10/29/2012 at 6:57am by tacos_are_good

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Hey, you should be thanking your cat, he's been dutifully carrying out selfless acts of pest control, just for you. Your cat is a real hero, you know..

#4 - On 10/29/2012 at 6:59am by Demonfish

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