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Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore

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That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!

#3 - On 05/12/2012 at 5:15pm by SpottedZebra42

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Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.

#1 - On 05/12/2012 at 5:14pm by gottageek

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