Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
by Eric Ngan / 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm / Singapore / Animals
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That pigeon sure didn't tweet you right!
#3 - On 05/12/2012 at 5:15pm by SpottedZebra42
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Sounds like you should have rotisserie pigeon as vengeance.
#1 - On 05/12/2012 at 5:14pm by gottageek
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