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Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML


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On 10/26/2011 at 1:43am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Mail the drugs to me I'll dispose of them properly.

#1 - On 10/26/2011 at 6:07am by BluewaffleFTW

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Dont crush his dream of becoming a dog groomer. I bet he did a lovely job and your just overreacting.

#6 - On 10/26/2011 at 6:21am by Glitterhinoceros

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